Happy Monday! Welcome to life post-holidays!
It is hitting me so much harder today than it normally does. I am just a giant mess.
I woke up and went to my new job (nannying 5:30-7:30AM) and when I got home I got back into bed until 11! Crap. So my day is off to a slow start.
Then after I ate breakfast I decided today was the day I was going to cancel the Victoria's Secret Catalog. I never ordered it but the person, Kelly, who lived here before me did. Normally I would not care because hey man, free catalog! However I live with my husband and I have started to like, care.
I mean it really bothers me every week or month, however often it comes, these tiny women in tiny pieces of clothing are just staring there, nipples first, at my husband when he gets the mail.
This doesn't mean I don't trust my husband or have body issues. That is not the case. I just don't appreciate this unsolicited catalog flaunting itself, uninvited into my home.
My friend Casey told me this would happen when I got married. I would want to wear a 1 piece, and I would be way more aware of scantily clad women around my husband. I told her she was wrong.
Well dang it, Casey you were right! And today I was going to take a stand!!! So I tried calling the number on the back of the catalog 3 times. And every single time the computer lady took my complete silence as some sort of answer and took me to the wrong menu option.
Then, finally, huzzah! I was in the right menu I triumphantly reached over to the coffee table to grab my catalog to get the customer number and BOOM I knocked over my full cup of coffee.
I give up on the Victoria's Secret War today. You have won this battle, but I will win the war!
I will still buy from your outlet store, because your bras are so comfortable. BUT the only person modeling your merchandise in this house will be ME!
UPDATE: a friend of mine called and canceled hers no big deal but haven't started that fight again yet.
How's your Monday going???
