Happy Saturday friends! I'm just going to write a quick blurb here on this fine Saturday morning. Simply because this is something I think about more and more.
Here it is, the long and the short of it: I am a hott mess.
It's true. I might even be a hopeless case.
I am 26 years old and I can't apply eyeliner to myself. I don't know what kind of make up to use. My make up is non existent by 5PM. My mascara smudges and the eye liner I managed to squeak on isn't where I left it.
My hair? Well that's a joke. I can curl it but it's not the best.
I spill my food regularly. The seatbelt in both of our cars have ice cream stains on the passenger side. Because that's just how I roll.
I leave in the morning and I think "man I'm adorbs" [i actually say that to myself]
And somehow when I look in the mirror I say "excuse me, young man, you are not allowed in the women's ... - oh my heavens. That's ME!!"
Without make up I look like a prepubescent boy.
Moving on:
I have sloppy handwriting.
I run into walls, open drawers, open cabinets, anything really.
These are things I have come to terms with but I wish I could improve on.
Mainly the make up and hair. Can anyone help me? Or am I helpless? What's a good foundation??? Eye liner????
The struggle is so real.
I hope you're having a great weekend.
